May 2013
48 posts
Here we are now 5-gram
you will be entertained with 1761 2 2 you will be entertained with 1762 1 1 you will be entertained with 1767 1 1 you will be entertained with 1772 1 1 you will be entertained with 1782 2 2 you will be entertained with 1784 2 2 you will be entertained with 1789 3 3 you will be entertained with 1791 1 1 you will be entertained...
What you do 5-gram
you do thus and thus 1750 2 2 you do thus and thus 1772 1 1 you do thus and thus 1811 3 3 you do thus and thus 1814 5 5 you do thus and thus 1853 1 1 you do thus and thus 1864 1 1 you do thus and thus 1867 1 1 you do thus and thus 1883 3 3 you do thus and thus 1889 2 2 you do thus and thus 1901 2 2 you do...
Simple 5-gram
you follow these simple instructions 1889 1 1 you follow these simple instructions 1948 1 1 you follow these simple instructions 1949 2 2 you follow these simple instructions 1951 1 1 you follow these simple instructions 1953 1 1 you follow these simple instructions 1961 1 1 you follow these simple instructions 1965 4 4 you follow...
Threat 5-gram
You will all be killed 1857 2 2 You will all be killed 1865 1 1 You will all be killed 1876 1 1 You will all be killed 1887 4 4 You will all be killed 1888 2 2 You will all be killed 1891 2 2 You will all be killed 1898 2 2 You will all be killed 1899 5 5 You will all be killed 1900 4 4 You will all be killed ...
5-gram killed in 1802
youth who was killed in 1802 1 1 youth who was killed in 1805 1 1 youth who was killed in 1810 1 1 youth who was killed in 1817 1 1 youth who was killed in 1833 2 2 youth who was killed in 1840 4 4 youth who was killed in 1850 2 2 youth who was killed in 1858 2 2 youth who was killed in 1892 2 2 youth who was killed...
Turn, turn 5-gram
you turn back to the 1734 1 1 you turn back to the 1825 2 2 you turn back to the 1829 2 2 you turn back to the 1834 1 1 you turn back to the 1839 1 1 you turn back to the 1843 1 1 you turn back to the 1845 1 1 you turn back to the 1847 1 1 you turn back to the 1849 2 2 you turn back to the 1850 3 3 you turn...
5-grams smh
You may shake your head 1791 1 1 You may shake your head 1816 1 1 You may shake your head 1817 2 2 You may shake your head 1837 2 2 You may shake your head 1843 1 1 You may shake your head 1844 1 1 You may shake your head 1845 1 1 You may shake your head 1846 1 1 You may shake your head 1848 1 1 You may shake your...
Outfits, Situations, 5-grams
you in a hundred different 1843 2 2 you in a hundred different 1873 1 1 you in a hundred different 1905 6 6 you in a hundred different 1906 3 3 you in a hundred different 1910 1 1 you in a hundred different 1917 1 1 you in a hundred different 1919 1 1 you in a hundred different 1920 1 1 you in a hundred different 1921 ...
Endless Youth 5-gram
You look like a young 1813 1 1 You look like a young 1815 2 2 You look like a young 1853 2 2 You look like a young 1871 1 1 You look like a young 1874 1 1 You look like a young 1879 1 1 You look like a young 1881 1 1 You look like a young 1884 2 2 You look like a young 1885 1 1 You look like a young 1887 1 1...
5-gram with ellipsis
You look … great . 1984 1 1 You look … great . 1985 2 2 You look … great . 1986 2 2 You look … great . 1987 1 1 You look … great . 1988 1 1 You look … great . 1989 1 1 You look … great . 1990 3 3 You look … great . 1991 1 1 You look … great . 1992 1 1 You look...
Timeless 5-gram
Your father does not know 1852 1 1 Your father does not know 1857 1 1 Your father does not know 1866 5 5 Your father does not know 1869 1 1 Your father does not know 1871 1 1 Your father does not know 1872 1 1 Your father does not know 1881 1 1 Your father does not know 1882 1 1 Your father does not know 1883 1 1 Your...
second person 5-gram
you live on a hill 1889 1 1 you live on a hill 1904 1 1 you live on a hill 1924 2 2 you live on a hill 1937 1 1 you live on a hill 1944 1 1 you live on a hill 1946 1 1 you live on a hill 1951 2 2 you live on a hill 1956 2 2 you live on a hill 1960 1 1 you live on a hill 1961 2 2 you live on a hill 1970 ...
More 5-grams
go on and on forever 1874 2 2 go on and on forever 1876 1 1 go on and on forever 1877 4 4 go on and on forever 1879 1 1 go on and on forever 1880 1 1 go on and on forever 1884 1 1 go on and on forever 1887 1 1 go on and on forever 1889 2 2 go on and on forever 1891 3 3 go on and on forever 1893 1 1 go on and...
my brother and I did an online Ouija board. One of the rules is to never stop playing until you say goodbye or the spirit sticks around. My brother accidentally exed out of the Ouija board before we said goodbye. My bedroom door started shaking and my door knob kept twisting back and forth like someone was trying to open my door. The only people home at the time were me and my bro. Since then I...
SLOTS, the poem
ORANGE ORANGE PLUM BAR LEMON CHERRY LEMON BAR BELL BAR BELL BELL PLUM CHERRY LEMON BAR ORANGE ORANGE BELL LEMON PLUM CHERRY CHERRY PLUM CHERRY BELL LEMON PLUM BELL ORANGE BELL CHERRY BELL BELL CHERRY BELL ORANGE ORANGE BELL BELL LEMON ORANGE PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM ORANGE CHERRY LEMON BAR LEMON PLUM PLUM LEMON BAR LEMON BAR BAR ORANGE ORANGE BELL CHERRY BAR PLUM ORANGE BELL BAR BAR CHERRY BAR...
THIS COMPUTER DEMONSTRATION IS A NEW AID FOR PREPARING SPEECHES AND BRIEFINGS. IT’S A BUZZWORD GENERATOR WHICH PROVIDES YOU WITH A SET OF 3 HIGHLY ACCEPTABLE WORDS TO WORK INTO YOUR MATERIAL. THE WORDS DON’T ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING, BUT THEY SOUND GREAT. THE PROCEDURE: THINK OF ANY THREE NUMBERS BETWEEN 0 AND 9. ENTER THEM AFTER THE ‘?’ SEPARATED BY COMMAS. ...
I called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI, called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called...
diorpaint:
GIRLS REBLOG THIS IF REFUSE TO MAKE FUN OF OTHER GIRLS - Lil B
from the Google Books 5-gram corpus:
bv permission of Viking Penguin 1976 1 1 bv permission of Viking Penguin 1980 1 1 bv permission of Viking Penguin 1982 1 1 bv permission of Viking Penguin 1985 2 2 bv permission of Viking Penguin 1986 2 2 bv permission of Viking Penguin 1989 2 1 bv permission of Viking Penguin 1990 3 3 bv permission of Viking Penguin 1991 4 3...
from the Google Books 5-gram corpus:
Ah , thought I , 1800 1 1 Ah , thought I , 1822 2 2 Ah , thought I , 1824 2 2 Ah , thought I , 1827 1 1 Ah , thought I , 1828 3 3 Ah , thought I , 1830 1 1 Ah , thought I , 1832 2 2 Ah , thought I , 1833 1 1 Ah , thought I , 1834 2 2 Ah , thought I , 1835 1 1 Ah , thought I , 1837 6 3 Ah , thought I...
Uuu.com →
Amateur hour has arrived, and the audience is running the show In a hard-hitting and provocative polemic, Silicon Valley insider and pundit Andrew Keen exposes the grave consequences of today’s new participatory Web 2.0 and reveals how it threatens our values, economy, and ultimately the very innovation and creativity that forms the fabric of American achievement. Our most valued cultural...
April 2013
32 posts
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. I’m sorry, there’s — um — insufficient — what’s-it-called? The term eludes me … Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Seeing my great fault Through darkening blue windows I begin again The code was willing, It considered...
